Friend: “Aren’t you worried about getting a creepy roommate next year?”
Me: “I plan on being someone’s creepy roommate”
Me: “Imagine her walking in and I’m just silently sitting on my solid black comforter knitting my Doctor Who scarf, listening to German alternative music, a giant-ass poster of Sigmund Freud on the wall.”
Friend: That’s terrifying.
Me: *dark laughter*