Friend: “Aren’t you worried about getting a creepy roommate next year?”

Me: “I plan on being someone’s creepy roommate”

Friend: ….?

Me: “Imagine her walking in and I’m just silently sitting on my solid black comforter knitting my Doctor Who scarf, listening to German alternative music, a giant-ass poster of Sigmund Freud on the wall.”

Friend: That’s terrifying.

Me: *dark laughter*

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Vacation+ crappy weather = 3 more feet of scarfy goodness.

Vacation+ crappy weather = 3 more feet of scarfy goodness.

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sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

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themagicrose:

timeturner:

So many problems with this picture though
why is james’ hair all combed and shit when it should be messy
his glasses are circular why aren’t they rectangles he wears rectangular glasses
his hair is not black but i can forgive that
why is his sleeve all buttoned up and shit JAMES POTTER HEAD MARAUDER WOULD NOT BUTTON HIS SHIRT HE’S A MESSY MOTHERFUCKER
LILY BAMF EVANS WOULD NOT WEAR HER HAIR IN PIGTAILS.
and if she did she wouldn’t use little pink bows
this picture makes me irrationally angry it really shouldn’t 

Maybe it was picture day at Hogwarts 

themagicrose:

timeturner:

So many problems with this picture though

  • why is james’ hair all combed and shit when it should be messy
  • his glasses are circular why aren’t they rectangles he wears rectangular glasses
  • his hair is not black but i can forgive that
  • why is his sleeve all buttoned up and shit JAMES POTTER HEAD MARAUDER WOULD NOT BUTTON HIS SHIRT HE’S A MESSY MOTHERFUCKER
  • LILY BAMF EVANS WOULD NOT WEAR HER HAIR IN PIGTAILS.
  • and if she did she wouldn’t use little pink bows
  • this picture makes me irrationally angry it really shouldn’t 

Maybe it was picture day at Hogwarts 

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thebossofthebass:

Honestly, the only thing i hate about Moffat is his fetish for nursery rhymes

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trichjournal:

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The pulling gives a sense of release,

Even when half bald, it doesn’t cease.

You play, tear, pluck, pull, shave and scratch,

Until there is a large bald patch.

The mirror shows your latest “spree”,

You think to yourself, “Will I ever be free”?

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The patches…

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shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

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